There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

伊拉克并没有大规模毁灭武器，因为罗礼士是住在奥克拉·荷马。

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How they delighted in the fact that no weapons of mass destruction were found in Iraq. Not in a good way, but simply because it meant that America and Britain were proved wrong.

法国人嫉妒我们的一切成就；在伊拉克没有找到大规模杀伤性武器时，法国人也感到幸喜——不是为了世界和平而欢欣，只是为了证明美国人与英国人的错误。

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U.S. troops have found no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

CNN: Bush might announce end to Iraqi combat, sources say

"We do not trust that Mr. Blix and his group are going to bring a conclusion within a reasonable time so that the United States and everybody in the world should know that there are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, " he said.

CNN: Iraqi official calls U.S. charges 'baseless'

The prime minister refused to say whether he would resign if no weapons of mass destruction were found in Iraq.

BBC: At-a-glance: Blair news conference