All right. So jumping in to having established that, yes, particles have wave-like behavior, even though no, hey're not actually photons, we can't use that equation.
AOL, of course, has survived many threats before, including the rise of the web itself when AOL was a proprietary service that offered no way of jumping on board the Net.
And there's certainly no chance of the Austrian jumping free himself, not when he has to negotiate a narrow doorway wearing a pressure suit - however next-gen and flexible it might be.