But the Republicans have a strange conception of the American Dream that makes no room for a social safety net to even the playing field and support the most vulnerable among us.

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The Net's a level playing field.

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In sum, the FCC should publicly state that it has no interest in micromanaging or micro-regulating the wireless market to literally an inch of its life by applying nonsensical, Lilliputian-esque, net neutrality obligations on one-inch-range Near Field Communications that involve no wireless network at all.

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