Please don't come to my funeral.

请别来参加我的葬礼。

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I attended my funeral. Nobody knew.

我出席了我的葬礼，但无人知晓。

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Who would cry the most at my funeral?

在我的葬礼上谁会哭得最凶？

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Edward Kennedy spoke at his brother Robert's funeral: "My brother need not be idealized, or enlarged in death beyond what he was in life;

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I try to picture that world. I picture, for example, seeing my funeral.

我试图想象这个世界，比如说想象我的葬礼。

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said the doctor. "But whenever my patient begins to count the carriages at her funeral, I take away fifty percent from the curative power of medicines."

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The thought of James Blunt being played at my funeral has made me redouble my efforts to find the elixir of eternal life.

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And one fan told the Detroit News: they must be joking, I've been telling people I want them to play that theme song at my funeral.

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So I wussed out and hired a woman named Tammy to be with my Dad at the funeral, mainly for the inevitable bathroom call.

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