If it's a monkey, talk football, if it's an elephant play dead... and other helpful ploys.

要那是一只猴子，可以谈论足球，要是一只大象那就装死…还有其它有用的伎俩。

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The monkey thought a clever idea for us to tell a joke, tell the joke if it can not let everyone laugh, we should talk about who dropped the water.

聪明的猴子想了一个主意，让各人讲一个笑话，若讲出的笑话不能让所有人发笑，就要把讲的人扔下水。

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Where we created the myth that the Chinese were the first to send a monkey into space. We then 'brought him back to earth' to talk about creativity.

我们制造一个传说，把中国说成是第一个把猩猩送到外太空的国家，然后再“请”猩猩回到地球为我们讲解创意。

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Wilson, best known for his role as the aggressively clueless Dwight Schrute on TV's "The Office, " began his talk with random slides ("Here's a baby monkey riding a boar"), gags about the early days of the Internet and jokes about his postings on Twitter, where he has almost 3 million followers.

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As observed in a popular video that de Waal showed in his TED talk, after receiving the first piece of cucumber, the capuchin monkey gives the experimenter a rock as expected.

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