A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.

一个人带着他的宠物猴走进了酒吧。

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We introduced the monkeys to two new monkey salesmen. The guy on the left and right both start with one piece of grape, so it looks pretty good.

我们介绍两个新的猴子售货员给他们，左右两边的人开始都拿着一颗葡萄。

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There were stuffed animals, rappers, ridiculous products, bad signage filled with Engrish, booth babes stuffed into tight t-shirts, guys in Elvis costumes, guys in Kiss costumes, guys in ninja outfits, guys on skateboards, guys in monkey suits, and at least one guy wearing brain-wave controlled cat ears.

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Contrary to what you might think, you may not have almost just died in that taxi or been rushed by that station crowd or run over by that guy with the funny outfit and the monkey.

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