Otherwise, your correspondent is surrounded by clean-cut 20- and 30-somethings banging modified djembe drums.

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The Boundary Commission for Scotland has modified 18 Scottish parliamentary seats as part of its revised proposals to cut the number of MPs.

BBC: Plan to cut Scottish MPs revised by Boundary Commission

The protection they receive from farmers is, in evolutionary terms, a quid pro quo for the fact that their physiologies are modified to serve human ends, rather than being sharpened for the cut and thrust of life in the wild.

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