abstract:Michelle Collins (born July 9, 1981) is a comedian and the Managing Editor of VH1's Bestweekever.tv, the go-to website for all things pop culture related.
But she's the wrong body shape to get a fair shake from TV producer Velma Von Tussle (Michelle Pfeiffer), and, anyway, as someone cuttingly remarks, "The Corny Collins Show" isn't shot in CinemaScope.