Sporting sassy names like The National Nectar, Ancient Rome, The Hen of the Golden Eggs, Firing Line, The Worst Is Nothing and Men Without Fear, most of these dives are patronised by a handful of elderly men who tote their own containers to be filled.
The peacock with the bigger feathers still gets the hen, the rabbit buck with the white tail still gets the doe and genes get exchanged between rich men and pretty women more often than they do between poor men and pretty women or rich men and ugly women.