Like everyone else in school, he's got a crush on a beautiful girl named Mary (Cameron Diaz, mostly eyes and legs.) One day, after he tries to rescue Mary's mentally-handicapped brother from a cruel bully, Mary asks Ted to the prom.

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Another witness, Mary Parish told the court she saw Mr Cameron holding his stomach.

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David Cameron asked the TV retail guru Mary Portas, to investigate and come up with some solutions.

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