We also observed that the sporran makes an extremely handy man-bag in which to store festival essentials -- Blackberry, press pass, and Zimbabwean amounts of Euros, with which to purchase endless espressos and thereby ensure wakefulness during the most demanding screenings, in which a half-woman, half-chair would represent a relatively conservative plot.
Generally, if a man's bag is too small to carry a legal-size document, it starts to look like a murse (though there is some leeway for squared-off iPad carriers).
