Vaguely analogous to grains of green Hawaiian beach sand, chondrules are arguably the glue needed to make planets like ours.

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Astrologers, who use dates and times and the movement of the planets to make their prophecies, are especially annoyed.

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Space promoters tell us, once every few months, that there are signs that there might be or has been water on one of the planets that might make "life" possible.

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