Based upon the sparse facts presently before us, there is no way for anyone to make an assertion, pro or con, as to whether the purchases of Lubrizol by Sokol were material events.

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"If you make an assertion that an ETF is the most efficient way to invest in a particular strategy, you better have the numbers at your fingertips, " says Dave Nadig, head of research for ETF-tracking firm IndexUniverse, who has presented at several Qwafafew meetings.

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Only a zealot who has altogether lost any sense of reality could make such an assertion.

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