This week's Ask Engadget inquiry is from Marc and Jack, who are going ocean-mad with all of their remote controls.

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He signed players with renegade attitudes and nicknames straight out of pro wrestling: Ken (the Snake) Stabler, Jack (the Assassin) Tatum, Ted (the Mad Stork) Hendricks.

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He appears saner and saner every time his predecessor, Jack Welch, appears on CNBC and starts squawking like some creation of a mad puppeteer.

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