Enterprising as the backstory is, it also accounts for the low fidelity of the document, even as commercially issued by 4AD.

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The document said wildcats were "very rare" and present in low numbers in the western half of the Cairngorms National Park - Badenoch and Strathspey, Highland Perthshire and possibly Glenlivet.

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Previous reports document a short latency of cancer onset in young children exposed to low doses of radioactivity.

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