Kicker Vencill, 31, a former competitive swimmer who is now a lifeguard living in Santa Monica, Calif., flunked an athletic drug test several years ago and claimed it was due to a dietary supplement.

31岁的温西尔(Kicker Vencill)以前是位游泳健将，现在在加州的Santa Monica市当救生员。几年前，他在一次兴奋剂检测中被查出有问题，而他说那是因为服用了一种膳食补充剂。

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Seems like a simple lesson (the first few years of your career constitute an eight-hour-a-day test, FYI), but the hilariously haughty and utterly off-base email from a former lifeguard to his old boss published by Deadspin shows that not all young ladder climbers have grasped this logic.

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