Unsurprisingly, Green Bay, Minnesota and Chicago lead the ice brigade, combining for nine of the 16 coldest games on record (though Minnesota dropped out of further contention when the hometown Vikings moved indoors in 1982).
Such a rise would probably lead to fast-melting ice sheets, rising sea levels, drought, disease and collapsing agriculture in poor countries, and mass migration.
Android was cast out because the operating systems is open-source and used across a number of manufacturers that ICE feared could lead to modifications to accommodate new features.