The only way to hold it down and keep my dignity was to remain silent.

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English Heritage's Tim Reeve said it was "important to ensure we keep the dignity of the stones".

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Aside from avoiding annoying queries and dodging the dreaded bouquet toss -- "I sneak out before that, " says Price -- how can singles keep their dignity at weddings and have fun in the process?

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