At Smiley's, you get a 750hp dirt dragster that has about the highest power-to-weight ratio of anything this side of a fighter jet (see box, p. 153).

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Helen Hart, from Illogan in Cornwall, spent the money on luxury cars, cosmetic surgery, private jet charters and a box at Chelsea Football Club.

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This particular box would be installed in a fighter jet, permitting the pilot to upload video at a rate of 2MB per second, presumably fed from another plane, satellite or nearby ground troops.

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