We just swore in an outstanding new Secretary of Health and Human Service, Kathleen Sebelius, former governor of Kansas. (Applause.) It's good to see that a Jay Hawk got applause on this side of the border here. (Laughter.) But she's going to do an outstanding job.

WHITEHOUSE: Town Hall in Arnold, Missouri

What's more, this number is inflated by the generous inclusion of the Kansas Jayhawks (95-40), which aren't even real birds but a fictional hybrid of a blue jay and a hawk.

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