Hisrival, Jan PeterBalkenende, of the Netherlands, isnicknamed "HarryPotter", sohe sounds wellqualified to preside overthe dysfunctionalHogwartswecall the EuropeanCommission.
Almost comically, a current favourite is the Belgian prime minister of less than a year's standing, the unknown Herman Van Rompuy, who seems not yet to have acquired as many critics as his longer-serving Dutch and Luxembourgeois counterparts, Jan Peter Balkenende and Jean-Claude Juncker.
The new centre-right government of Prime Minister Jan Peter Balkenende, which came to power last May, says it wants to find a "tough but fair solution".