Insert your own time-related joke here.

FORBES: Megaupload Allegations by the Numbers: Mad Money and Conspicuous Consumption

Date and Time Insert timestamps and datelines Format (see specifications for options), font name, size, color alignment, background color, padding, margin Day, Date Month Year HH:MM:SS, Day of the Week -- Month Date, Year DD MMM YYYY, DD MMM YYYY -- Day of the Week YYYY.

CNN: Mobile Landing Page

No one will ever be better than (insert favorite old-time artist or band).

WSJ: Meet the Generationally Biased