I can be trusted now, I swear to you I can.

我会让你相信我的心，我对天起誓。

youdao

I swear, I can send large star like spongebob guards to protect you.

我发誓，我可以像派大星保护海绵宝宝一样守护你。

youdao

This life, I owe to you, I can not repay, but I swear here: I am certainly going to be a socially useful person!

今生今世，我欠你们的，我无法报答，但是我在这里发誓：我一定做一个对社会有用的人！

youdao

Lemon replies: "I'll go to cable where you can swear and really take time to let moments land, " at which point the scene abruptly shifts.

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True, they may or may not be able to help you but then being able to swear at someone rather than something can still be terribly therapeutic I find.

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