"I kept hoisting mine up, but when you've got Christmas hams like mine,mate, the other boys tended to say 'pull your skirt back down again.' That's when you know what the tone of the movie is.
VOA: standard.2010.04.08
But since I suspect that most parents were like mine--I understood that I would be getting my hands on only a slender fraction of the loot displayed on those dog-eared pages--the larger value, I now realize, was in the fantasy itself.