Fish said: Really, I kid you not.

鱼说：真的，我不骗你。

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I kid you not. I saw this woman talking to her hand.

我不骗你。我看见这个女人跟她的手说话。

youdao

I kid you not, I saw this woman stealing your purse.

我不骗你，我刚看见这个女人在偷你的钱包。

youdao

Last year I was virtually ready to drop it and then, I kid you not,that very afternoon,I came across a quote.

去年我真的都要放弃这个讨论了，不开玩笑，那天下午，我看到一句引言。

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But I kid you not, he gave me the strength, he gave me the peace.

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Yes, I kid you not, they create time off hours off and fun time.

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It gave me (and I kid you not) an upside-down movie.

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