When I go to Chinatown I get drunk and never get laid.

当我去唐人街时我喝得大醉。但从不去睡觉。

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When asked why he would have done it, he replied: "I get drunk and get crazy."

当记者问他为什么要这么做，他说自己喝醉了发疯了。

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The traveler drank once in a while, so he sat down and asked, "What if I get drunk?"

于是他坐下来问："如果我喝醉了怎么办？"

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I think If you are careful and you don't get too drunk, you should be fine.

我想如果你很小心，而且你别喝太醉就没事。

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