Two weeks after the scan I got stomach pains - it was labour but I didn't realise it - I went to the hospital thinking I just had a really bad stomach ache - the last thing I expected was to go into full labour - I didn't know you could go into labour at 24 weeks - I'd never heard of it before.
"I've got the hippie hippie ache" from Darren Spicer is a new entry, while Robbo The Doc storms into the top ten with "It could cause a cute sciatica".