A boy can be in hot water with his mother, if he comes into the house with dirty,wet shoes.

VOA: special.2009.05.10

Halfway back to the pavilion after his 103 against St Kitts, a small boy runs out to him - his father in hot pursuit with a camera.

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The boy ran home in 10 minutes and got in a hot bath after Mr Allan told him to go and that he would follow him.

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But, oddly, I didn't see one headline along the lines of, "Marrying a sugar daddy kills you as fast as marrying a boy toy, so might as well go for the hot stud!"

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