I will date you (err, if you’re female, haha), I will be friends with you, and I will probably even pay for dinner if we go out and you order a meat dish.

我还会和你约会（如果你是女性，哈哈）。 我会和你做朋友，外出用餐时如果你点了肉类我也会为你付账单。

youdao

Haha! I got you!

哈哈！你被我骗了！

youdao

Haha... I wholeheartedly thank you for your trust and love.

哈哈…我衷心感谢您的信任和爱。

youdao

I've had a few... but then again, too few to mention, haha.

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