Put aside that there still is no agreement on how many dead and dying aliens were in the mishap, their color (beige and "yellow-orange, " among others, in addition to the popularly imagined green) or even the specific date when the alleged debacle occurred (various times are given over a three-week period starting in mid-June 1947 and ending just after July 4).

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Thanks in no small part to the debacle in Europe, in a very few recent weeks, we have witnessed the great green crack-up.

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