Scott grabbed his hat-trick after 54 minutes with a free header from Green's corner and more sorry defending was responsible for the fifth goal as Andy Parrish headed straight into the path of Benson, who blasted in his 20th of the season.
Neither will you find Green Jacket, Amen Corner, Crow's Nest, Augusta National Golf Club or usually even Augusta, the public-domain city in Georgia where the tournament takes place.