Apparently following in the footsteps of the BlackBook, Apple is only offering the 8GB unit in a single color, so if black's your thing, be prepared to go high-end or bust in order to get one -- be sure to hit the read link for a luscious gallery of Tony Chang's presumably coveted 'Pod.

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Perhaps they did not get to read to their toddler as much or be at home for dinner on time to achieve these goals.

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Are you there for breakfast, do you get to read them a story at night, tuck them in bed?

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