"This is not somegentle wake-up call - it's the same global alarm that's been screaming at us since 2008, " said Hannah Stoddart, Oxfam's head of economic justice policy, regarding the FAO data.
It will be interesting to see if the rowdy elements in the notorious West Stand heed his words - there is nothing wrong with somegentle and humorous "Aussie baiting" which, after all, is what we get whenever we go to Australia.