Crespo might need a trawl around the Capital's second-hand record shops for his final acquisition - a copy of the Lonnie Donegan classic, My Old Man's A Dustman.
Rather, Keys tweeted a copy of a "final written warning" he said he received from Reuters in October, which admonished him for unprofessional behavior after he mocked a Google executive from a fake Twitter account.
News Corp. said it boosted its usual three-million-copy print run for the final News of the World in anticipation of wide demand, though a spokeswoman declined to reveal the exact print run and said it was less than some estimates of five million copies.