The second problem is that, while it is very unlikely that youwillbecaught, maintaining a complex story imposes a cognitive load that will make you, at least on a subconscious level, seem less genuine.
Youwillbe pointed in the direction of the local gaststatte where, in summer, youwillbe fed platters of fresh asparagus and new potatoes from the garden, fish caught in the local stream, and homemade sausage.