You don't drink me.

你不要豁我！

youdao

Don't assume that a drink will help you unwind, or feel more convivial - it sure doesn't have that effect on me.

不要幻想着喝酒可以让你觉得更放松，更快乐——至少对我来说不是这样。

youdao

The guy says "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me a drink?"

伙计说：“确实，我没有钱，不过我可以给你秀秀一些以前你从没见过的东西，你能给我酒喝吗？”

youdao