When he arrived, he spent 10 minutes alone there, reading a note left for him on a desk by outgoing President George W. Bush.

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Inside was a hand-labeled DVD, accompanied by a yellow Post-it note reading, in part, "I never lied" -- apparently in reference to his 2008 dismissal from the LAPD.

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Note: Reading this article does not give you the information you need to really eat fire, fire walk or even turn into a skid.

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