If I can lose 3-4 pounds a month, then maybe in three months I can be back at a weight where I can at least pull up the pant zipper (if the top button does not yet fit) with an extra long shirt for supplementary midriff coverage.
If you really, madly, deeply want to edit your docs, there's one way to do it -- click on the share button on the top right corner and choose "Open in Safari" to pull up the Google Drive web app that's been available on iDevices since the service launched.