Bill Gates, the Pope, and a Boy Scout were in a plane that was going to crash. They realized that there were only two parachutes.

比尔•盖兹、教宗和一位童子军在一架快坠毁的飞机上。他们发现机上只有两个降落伞。

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Bill Clinton weighs in, as does Pope John Paul ll, and there is an antique telephone you can ring to hear an Irish comedian impersonating the bubbling Saturday Night Live euphoria of Bertie Ahern, the Barnie Rubble-resembling Taioseach, or prime minister, through much of the boom.

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The New York Time notes how on Thursday after early morning prayers, the Pope checked out of the residence, picked up his baggage and paid the bill himself.

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He says he prays that the new Pope will be "a man of faith" and obviously thinks the cardinal fits the bill.

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