Please, feel free to count how many times you fart each day to see if you are above or below average but it may be worth not telling anyone else as you don't want them thinking you are a weirdo.

请放松下来，好好数一下自己每天到底放了多少屁，看看自己到底高于平均数，还是少于平均数，但是千万别告诉其他任何人，如果你不想他们当你是怪人的话。

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