Some people moan about customer service in Shanghai, but I found one caf é near my workplace which actually thanks you if you take the piss out of them!

有些人常常抱怨上海的客服，可是我发现我工作的地方旁边的一个咖啡馆，他们会感谢你如果你拿他们开玩笑！

youdao

I just bet them 500 apiece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, on your phone and piss on you and not would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy.

我跟他们每人赌了500块，赌我可以尿在你的酒吧里，尿在你的地板上你的电话上还有你身上，而你不但不会发火，反而会很高兴。

youdao

It sounds like in my head I feel like I have all these things to piss and moan about.

听起来就像我攻击了我脑海里想攻击的所有事情。

youdao