President GEORGE W. BUSH: I look forward to listening to ideas from the new leaders of Congress on the best way to support our troops on the front lines and win the war on terror.
The once-and-future candidates couldn't afford to look gobsmacked, and George W. Bush announced that he had curled up with the new biography of Joe DiMaggio, which sounded like an odd thing to do, especially since the Cliff Notes haven't been written.