Though Caroline says she's neverbeenhurt -- and has laid her share of licks on the boys -- the archdiocese said in a statement that the decision to give Caroline the boot was for her and other girls' safety.
"I've had a world of piledriving punishment dished out to me, brother, but I've neverbeenhurt like I am right now since I heard that DirecTV dropped Spike, " he says in the video, which had only a modest 3, 200 views as of midday Wednesday.
In an apology, Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Justin Welby said the Anglican church could never ignore the "hurt and damage" of victims who should "never have been let down" by people who should have been trusted.