Schadenfreude alone doesn't make a Johnson post, so I'll mention why I've never picked up a Dan Brown book by citing this Geoff Pullum classic.

只是幸灾乐祸的话，就不会使约翰逊写这篇论文了，所以呢，我说过，为何我绝不会拿杰弗·普勒姆的经典之作与丹布朗的书作对比了。

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Mr. Dan Johnson teaches us directional technique.

丹•约翰逊先生教我们定向技术。

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Dan Johnson-Weinberger was one of his students at the University of Chicago Law School.

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Slumping in the darkest corner of the bench resided Dan Johnson.

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