Nothing says "What the hell was I thinking?" like watching Grandma confess to a very long string of lies she told to draw you in.

再没有比看到一位通过一连串撒谎而使你陷入爱河的老奶奶，更可以令人诉说“我想象中的地狱是什么样子”的了。

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If I told lies, I would say I loved you!

如果我真的撒谎，我会说我爱你！

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And somehow the next day you told me you couldn't find my old pair of glasses and handed me a brand new pair... and I never dared to hurt you with my lies ever again.

后来第二天，你告诉我你找不到我的旧眼镜了，还递给我一副全新的名牌眼镜…知道吗？我从来没有像那次一样担心过我的谎言会真的伤害到你。

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