I am, unfortunately, thrown into a canal by a woman fat of body and very evil-minded.

不幸的是，我被一个胖女人扔进了运河，她的心肠很坏。

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"I am not very bad," he said, apologetically, as if he owed it to her to explain on this score. "You think, probably, that I roam around, and get into all sorts of evil?"

“我并不是一个很坏的人，”他道歉似地说，好像他有必要在这点上对她作些解释似的，“你该不会认为我在各处混，一定干尽坏事了？”

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