Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains.

一个老头转向另一个老头说：“Slim，我今年83岁了，浑身哪儿都疼。

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The first nine and a half months of the year have been interesting enough, but now a Christmas without Chinese gifts under the tree looms like a date with the executioner. I'm exhausted.

今年前面的九个半月的确很好玩，但是现在圣诞树下没有中国礼物圣诞节就像是一次和刽子手的约会，我筋疲力尽了。

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