This might be a good time to jump in with some Dark Souls talk after all, that game has a name for basically all the special weapons and items, with a tidy little description for each of them that fleshed out the lore and history behind the item.
"Even with all the transparency in the world you have to be a genius to understand these statements, " referring to the near-impenetrable description of derivative contracts and other off-balance-sheet items included in the financial reports and footnotes filed by the banks and investment banks.
For they are listings of where you can go to get deals on various items, the cut and paste obviously being the product description from those other sites.