Iver parish councillor Alan Oxley said he had not had a chance to look at the detail yet but his immediate reaction was that as it was a development in the green belt, the "normal presumption" was to be against it, unless it proved to be in the public interest.
The tone of our hypothetical piece is facetious, not hateful, and its thought experiment is meant to illustrate some broader point about Jewish culture. (We can't imagine what that point might be, but this level of detail is sufficient for our purposes.) It wouldn't stand the slightest chance of getting published in the Times, would it?