Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML.

今天我哥哥作弄我，在我的隐形眼镜清洗液里放了点醋。我几个小时前就把眼镜摘了，可是现在眼睛还火烧火燎的痛。FML。

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Now, I installed on the computer, contact as far away as Japan's brother also convenient.

现在，我家装上了电脑，与远在日本的哥哥联系也方便了。

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If it is not the plane take the initiative to contact me my brother, I think we will never be met.

如果不是这次飞机哥哥主动联系我，我想我们永远都不会再遇见。

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